Me in a nutshell. Poetic soul, borderline obsessive-compulsive behavior, and tendency to engage in soliloquy, included. My innately strong sense of compassion is undermined by an equally cynical outlook on life and socially awkward nature. It’s not that I’m mean. I’d just rather watch paint dry than lower myself to interaction with an imbecile. Which most people are. Remember this kids: the two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Although naturally occurring, both are a threat to man’s ongoing survival. And my attention span.